Sam Kerr body checks pitch invader

Why pay $50 to watch the game from the stands like a chump, when you could pay $50 to run onto the pitch, get flattened by one of the biggest names in women’s football, AND get banned from the stadium for life? Somehow - not a rhetorical question….

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Chelsea Captain Magdalena Eriksson directs him off the field, but the ‘security’ he sees coming makes ‘pitch-invader-guy’ feel even more secure. So he circles round to drink it all in - ‘I’m the coolest guy here and everyone knows it.’

Normally it's about getting a pic with a player - but he can’t see Lukaku, Kante or Teemo Verner anywhere. Suddenly realizing he gatecrashed a Chelsea Women game, our guy beds in for a victory selfie - ‘if only my parole officer could see me now could.’

In-form striker Sam Kerr is tracking her man, and seeing her chance, casually invites him to sit the fuck down. In a flash, Homey’s eating turf hard and going viral like covid. This was a bookable offence? Really?? I’m saluting Sam Kerr for a woman of the match performance!

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