Just HOW BAD can it get for Man Utd? Well, here’s our top 5 potential Halloween horror stories!

#1  - Man Utd DO NOT sack Ole Gunnar Solskjaer...

Solskjaergets a life-time contract after Fergie intervenes. No, not that Fergie- that one. Ole is safe FOREVER by royal decree at . Chills at -100.

#2 - Man Utd sack Ole and appoint Ronald Koeman... 

If you hated Koeman at Barcelona you’re gonna hate him even more at Old Trafford. Expect Luke Shaw and Maguire up front and a new era of mid-table misery at +300

#3 - Donny Van De Beek loses his mind and takes the whole Man Utd Team and backroom staff hostage...

He basically lives on the bench - and he ACTUALLY cannot take it anymore. Poor old Donny finally snaps and hits the f*ck it button HARD - at +1000. 

#4 - Jadan Sancho loses his mind and takes the whole Man Utd Team and backroom staff hostage... 

Basically what I just said. But about Jadon Sancho at +1500. The club released this pic when he signed - and poor old Jadon’s been stuck there ever since. 

#5 - Ronaldo quits and joins City...

It’s probably what he should have done in the first place: CR7 in the pale blue of Manchester City - and every Man Utd fan in the world crying themselves to sleep and waking up screaming - forever...