ASMR picks: Arsenal to rain on Man Utd’s sad parade

Rain...  

Cloud…

The dimming grey light,

as night arrives, 

before the day, 

has even begun.

Manchester gathers 

around Old Trafford again,

as tired, mistrustful players,

size up a new manager.

Like an awkward stranger

in their home.

Arsenal journey from the South,

as underdogs.

But they’re light in heart,

bonded together,

and back in love

with winning.

So as bodies collide, 

in the cold night air,

fixed in the hard glow,

of stadium lights,

take the Gunners,

to rain on Man United’s sad parade.

And win the game,

At plus 2-7-5.